Monday, December 3, 2012

BREAKING: FRENCH AND CHINESE SEXUAL ALLIANCE ANNOUNCED


Well, this is interesting.

Apparently newly appointed Minister of Public Works, Jean-Luc Picardette (no distant relation to fake space captain, Jean-Luc Picard) has been "Publicly Working" with visiting professor Mei Wang (no relation) of L'Universitie Prétentieux. Mei Wang has a Ph.D. in Cultural Anthropology and is currently teaching a course on Francophone nations of northern Africa. Although class sizes at PrétentU are small, an anonymous source close to the minister maintains that she is hosting much more intimate courses at night.

In her room.

Stawlker will bring more as the story develops.

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