Because we live in a cruel and unconscionable world that has conspired to preserve every mistake we have ever made, there exists, somewhere out there, a sex tape of Minister Picardette and Professor Wang doing what we can only imagine is terrible things.
(Although tradition demands that we show a screencap from the aforementioned sex tape, with the offending parts blurred out, we have decided to forgo this ritual as all parts offend us in this situation.)
The Los Angeles Times has contacted both Minister Picardette's family and Professor Wang for comment, but so far they have declined. Still no word on whether or not Vivid Entertainment has purchased the rights to this tape.
Probably "yes", though.
Source: LA Times
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