FROM RUSSIA WITH SCANDAL

So the four-month long investigation into Dmitri Petrokovikov's affair with former-CIA-spy-turned-Russian-defector has finally come to a head with this photograph:

O
M
G*

You guys. This is so scandalous, except for the fact that there was no possible way this hadn't happened, after months of testimony and friends coming forward with juicy, juicy details. All that really remains to prove that the two knew each other outside of work, intimately, was the money shot, and ... please, God, don't ever let that surface.

Former-CIA-spy-turned-Russian-defector Sarah Palinsky (no distant relation) was, undoubtedly, attempting the old spy trick of "hiding in plain sight". Unfortunately, she also "sucked at doing that".

That's all folks! Stay tuned as the entire English-speaking world slowly stops caring about this in about one week.

(*Used ironically.)

Source: The Washington Post